Archive for March, 2009

End Of The Copley Reign

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

Welcome, Voice of San Diego readers!

This is an expanded version of my article on the historic sale of the Union-Tribune, announced Wednesday.

Correction: The Union-Tribune does have a Tijuana bureau, according to a comment left by staffer Onell Soto. More at the end of the story.

Update: Don Bauder of the San Diego Reader says the Union-Tribune’s new owners will soon perform a major staff-ectomy.

By Bradley J. Fikes, C.O.R.

What does it mean to a city when the family that has owned your newspaper since God was a babe sells out?

We know what it meant to the Los Angeles Times when the Chandlers sold out — and the results were not encouraging. Now my city (and county) of San Diego is about to find out if there can be a happier ending.

For longer than nearly anyone has been alive, the Copley family has been synonymous with the San Diego Union-Tribune. But that epoch, which began in 1928, is at an end with Wednesday’s announcement that the Copley Press is selling the Union-Tribune to a private equity firm, Beverly Hills-based Platinum Equity.

Copley Press in practice means its owner, which has always been one of the Copleys. The current and last is David C. Copley, who inherited the paper in 2004. In retrospect, it was only a matter of time before he sold the paper. David Copley has never taken the interest in journalism shown by his late mother, Helen K. Copley, or the others.

The Copleys were extremely influential in San Diego politics, and acquired many friends and some enemies along the way. Most notably, former San Diego Mayor Roger Hedgecock feuded with the Union-Tribune, and more recently, the paper has sparred with former City Attorney Mike Aguirre.

The San Diego Reader is one of the few institutions in town to regularly challenge the Copleys. The Reader’s owner, Jim Holman, regularly prints unflattering exposes on Copley activities, such as David Copley’s course through the Mediterranean on his yacht, along with allusions to Copley’s party-hearty lifestyle, which included drunk driving convictions, and the reported attendance of serial killer Andrew Cunanan at some of Copley’s parties.

The Reader published an epic retrospective, “The Rise and Fall of the Copley Press,” in February, 2008.

Throughout it all, since the Union-Tribune was such a huge vehicle of influence, along with a huge money-maker, the Copleys had no reason to sell.

Until now. Newspaper advertising revenues are plummeting amid recession and a shift of customers to the Internet. The Union-Tribune has endured round after round of job cuts, a huge shock to lifers who thought their jobs were permanent.

“The Copleys helped drive San Diego, and now they’re out. That’s a huge shift for this community,” said Dean Nelson, a professor of journalism at Point Loma Nazarene University.

“An announcement like this raises as many questions as it answers. But it sounds like at least for the short term, we’re still going to have a newspaper in San Diego.”

The deal is expected to be completed during the second quarter.

The first Copley owner of the Union-Tribune, Col. Ira Copley, bought the paper in 1928. When Ira Copley died in 1947, he passed it on to James Copley, his son. James Copley in turn bequeathed the Union Tribune to his widow, Helen K. Copley, when he died in 1973.

La Jolla resident David C. Copley, the end of the family line, inherited the Union-Tribune from Helen Copley, his mother, when she died in 2004. Up until last year, David Copley denied any interest in selling the newspaper. He did sell off the Copley Press’ chain of papers in Illinois and Ohio in 2007 for $380 million. That left the Union Tribune as the only major newspaper under Copley Press ownership.

David Copley has also suffered from poor health. Notably obese for much of his life, he had a heart transplant in 2005. He’s unmarried and has no children, so there was no next generation waiting in the wings. After the heart transplant, speculation abounded about whether Copley would sell the paper.

With the end of Copley family ownership, Nelson said it’s difficult to predict what the new Union-Tribune will be like.

New in town
One potential clue, Nelson said, is the involvement of newspaper owner David H. Black in the purchase. Platinum Equity’s announcement. Black is part of the “Platinum team” that will run the Union-Tribune, according to the firm. He owns the Akron Beacon Journal in Ohio, the Honolulu Star-Bulletin, and a number of community newspapers in the Pacific Northwest and Canada.

David Black reportedly leads a low-key lifestyle without the conspicuous consumption or notoriety of Conrad Black, an unrelated media mogul now in prison. David Black was profiled by the Seattle Weekly in 2007.

Platinum has not specified what role Black will play.

Nelson said Platinum Equity’s description of itself on its Web site, is “strategically vague in what they do,” a point also made by Tom Rosenstiel, director of the Project for Excellence in Journalism. Rosenstiel pointed to the equity firm’s description of itself as a specialist in “acquiring businesses facing complex operational challenges in declining or transitioning markets.”

The key to what Platinum Equity will do, Rosenstiel said, is whether the firm sees newspapers as a declining market, or a transitioning one.

“If they see them as declining, what private equity firms typically do is cut costs and they might operate this business for the cash flow,” Rosenstiel said. “There’s still a lot of cash in newspapers.”

“But if they see it as a transitioning business, then that might suggest they’re interested in building up the operation, strengthening its market share, and experimenting with new revenue models,” Rosenstiel said.

“We don’t know what’s their time horizon for return on investment, and how much debt they’re taking on,” he said.

Debt matters
Heavy debt has been the bane of recent newspaper acquisitions, such as the 2007 purchase of the Minneapolis Star-Tribune by the private equity firm Avista Capital Partners, for $100 million. In January of this year, the Star-Tribune filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

Private equity firms in general concentrate on cutting costs, and tend not to be good at innovation, said Marc Cooper, a faculty member of the USC Annenberg School for Communication. If that’s the case with Platinum Equity, Cooper said, the outlook is not good for the Union-Tribune.

Even a strong commitment to building a new model for journalism may not work, Cooper said, because newspapers are struggling with a nasty recession in addition to the “revolutionary” technological shift to the Internet. That makes the viability of any newspaper, even with good management, “a very iffy proposition,” Cooper said.

“I don’t purport to know that there is a way to turn around any of these newspapers,” Cooper said. “It would seem that when you are purchased by a private equity group, the chances that your owners are any more interested in the product than they are in the bottom line seems remote.”

Cooper recounted how he had freelanced for the Union-Tribune in the 1980s, reporting on the war in El Salvador. This was in addition to regular coverage, Cooper stressed, not to substitute for paid staffers.

Today, Cooper said, the Union-Tribune and other papers wouldn’t do such a thing, pointing out that the Union-Tribune no longer even maintains a bureau in Tijuana, right across the Mexican border from San Diego.

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CORRECTION: According to a comment by Onell Soto of the U-T, the paper does have a Tijuana bureau. I called the paper twice to check on that information. The first time, the operator transferred me to someone in the Mission Valley office, and I got voice mail. The second time I asked the operator for the number of the U-T’s Tijuana bureau. After being put on hold for a few minutes, the operator told me the paper did not have a bureau in Tijuana.

Like all else I write here, the opinions I express in this article are my own, and not necessarily the opinions of my employer, the North County Times.

Obama and guns

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

UPDATE: A furious response from gun owners has resulted in a quick reversal by DoD on the used brass decision. Apparently there are some people in this administration who can understand how stupid they look.

Since the election, there has been a huge increase in the purchase of guns and ammunition. Some attribute this to fear of Obama’s previously expressed antipathy to private ownership of firearms. His most recent actions seem to confirm this, as he has taken every step available to him without going through Congress to reduce gun ownership.

His history is not reassuring.

Chicago Defender December 13, 1999,

Obama unveils federal gun bill

Obama is proposing to make it a felony for a gun owner whose firearm was stolen from his residence which causes harm to another person if that weapon was not securely stored in that home.

He’s proposing restricting gun purchases to one weapon a month and banning the sale of firearms at gun shows except for “antique” weapons. Obama is also proposing increasing the licensing fee to obtain a federal firearms

And more when he was a Senator.

Associated Press, Sept. 11, 2004:

-Voted ‘No’ on letting people claim a self-defense protection in court for using a gun in their homes despite local weapons bans. (SB2165, 2004)

First came the new policy in which the Defense Department will no longer sell fired brass cartridges to private ammunition makers. This will cause job losses in the ammunition industry and hurt police departments that need cheap ammunition for target practice.

It will also cost the government money that it has made from selling the brass.

Haynie further pointed out this move is a stupendous waste of taxpayer money–reducing the worth of the brass some 80%–from casings, to shredded bulk brass.

Now pilots who have passed gun safety classes, will be disarmed.

Arming pilots after Sept. 11 was nothing new. Until the early 1960s, American commercial passenger pilots on any flight carrying U.S. mail were required to carry handguns. Indeed, U.S. pilots were still allowed to carry guns until as recently as 1987. There are no records that any of these pilots (either military or commercial) ever causing any significant problems.

Screening of airplane passengers is hardly perfect. While armed marshals are helpful, the program covers less than 3 percent of the flights out of Washington D.C.’s three airports and even fewer across the country. Sky marshals are costly and quit more often than other law-enforcement officers.

Armed pilots are a cost-effective backup layer of security. Terrorists can only enter the cockpit through one narrow entrance, and armed pilots have some time to prepare themselves as hijackers penetrate the strengthened cockpit doors. With pilots, we have people who are willing to take on the burden of protecting the planes for free. About 70 percent of the pilots at major American carriers have military backgrounds.

Obama’s hostility to private ownership of firearms will cost the Democrats at the polls unless Congress reverses some of his policy changes.

A glimpse of the future

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

Today, a bankruptcy judge gave us a glimpse of the future in the public pension situation. It will not be pretty.

In the first ruling of its kind, a bankruptcy judge held the city of Vallejo, Calif. has the authority to void its existing union contracts in its effort to reorganize, holding public workers do not enjoy the same protections Congress gave union workers at private companies.

Municipal bankruptcy is so rare that no judge had yet ruled on whether Congressional reforms in the 1990s that required companies to provide worker protections before attempting to dissolve union contracts also applied to public workers’ union contracts

U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Michael McManus held March 13 that when Congress enacted 11 U.S.C. sec. 1113 to limit companies from outright rejection of union contracts it limited it to Chapter 11 bankruptcies. By failing to extend the limits to Chapter 9, which covers municipal bankruptcy, McManus said cities have broader latitude to break existing union pacts, In re City of Vallejo, 08-26813-A-9 (E. Dist. Calif.)

All I can say is “Holy Shit!”

The public employee unions will be racing to have Congress change the law but it may be too late.

California is next.

Gay Patriot on Barney Frank

Monday, March 16th, 2009

This is so good, I have to post it. It’s actually a comment but excellent.

Everyday Barney Frank continues to serve in the public light, he drags down the public’s perception of gays, Democrats and overweight people.

He’s a one-man PR nightmare. And could someone please tell him to swallow his spit before he talks? He’s starting to make old, lisping pedophiles look good by comparison. I can just hear him: “Come here little boy, Uncle Barney has an all day sucker for you”.

And those ties he wears? Yikes. We need a Str8Eye for the Gay Guy intervention T O D A Y.

Comment by Michigan-Matt — March 16, 2009

I’m sure if I said it I would be denounced.

I thought Bush was the one shredding the Constitution

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

For the past eight years we’ve heard about Bush shredding the Constitution. Now this:

subsection 1607(b): “If funds provided to any State in any division of this Act are not accepted for use by the Governor, then acceptance by the State legislature, by means of the adoption of a concurrent resolution, shall be sufficient to provide funding to such State.”

This was being called the Sanford provision after Governor Sanford said he would refuse some of the money that required state law changes.

If state law does not give the state legislature the right to bypass the governor, how can Congress just change that law? Where does Congress get the power to change a state constitution?

Commerce Clause ? No

Spending Clause ? No.

Congress is simply telling the state, “We have changed your state constitution so that we give more power to the state legislature, without any pesky interference from the governor.”

This violates the Tenth Amendment.


The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States, respectively, or to the people.

Except for Obama.

How Intelligent Are Financial Reporters? – UPDATED

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

By Bradley J. Fikes, C.O.R.

The Bernard L. Madoff Ponzi story put financial journalism in its worst light. Madoff conducted his massive scheme over decades, and the financial press did almost nothing.

Since the story broke, there have been a plethora of morning-after stories, along with highly inaccurate statements about what Madoff did. For example, confusing how much money Madoff supposedly had invested with his clients, with the actual amount he had.

In a Ponzi scheme, the swindler takes in money from victims, and pays earlier victims with money from later victims. There’s no real investment. This can only go on as long as there’s more money coming in from new victims than is paid out to previous ones. But the alleged profits were never really there.

So when you read about Madoff victims losing $50 billion (later raised to about $65 billion), this is how much money investors thought they had. Most of that money was fictional, existing only on Madoff’s statements to investors.

The March 10 press release (PDF) from the U.S. attorney’s office about Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities, the vehicle for the scam, makes this clear (My emphasis):

As of November 30, 2008, BLMIS had approximately 4,800 client accounts. On December 1, 2008, BLMIS issued account statements for the calendar month of November 2008 reporting that those client accounts held a total balance of approximately $64.8 billion. In fact, BLMIS held only a small fraction of that
balance on behalf of its clients
.

In the hands of inaccurate reporters, that $65 billion in fictional cash became $65 billion in real cash bilked from investors. And so you have such ridiculous items as this Forbes column, “The Shame of it All: Bernie Madoff Redistributes $65 Billion.”

“The U.S. Attorney’s listing of the counts of fraud shows just how easy it is to steal and launder billions of dollars simply by shifting them from continent to continent by wire. The document is a must-read for drug cartels and terrorist groups. Bernie Madoff laundered $65 billion,” writes Forbes columnist, Robert Lenzner, evidently unacquainted with the meaning of “small fraction”.

Lenzner, is a fairly big name in financial journalism, according to his Forbes biography. He’s Forbes’ national editor, with “areas of expertise” including Wall Street, investment banking, finance, the oil industry, corporate takeovers, insider trading and litigation.

More from the bio:

“Prior to joining Forbes, Mr. Lenzner was a Columnist for the Boston Globe and the Dallas Morning News from 1990 to 1992. He was New York Correspondent for the Boston Globe from 1971 to 1982 and their New York Bureau Chief from 1983 to 1990. He was also a Correspondent for The Economist from 1973 to 1992.

“From 1969 to 1970 Mr. Lenzner was Manager of the Arbitrage Department at Oppenheimer & Co., and he was assistant to the partner in charge of trading and arbitrage at Goldman Sachs & Co. from 1962 to 1968.”

With all this knowledge as close as the Internet, Lenzner still made an egregious howler in financial reporting.

UPDATE: Here’s a reporter who got it right, Scott J. Paltrow, at Conde Nast Portfolio (my emphasis):

While the fraud has been talked about almost universally as a “$50 billion” Ponzi scheme, it’s clear that the amount investors lost is significantly less, at least in terms of the total amount they had actually invested.

Estimates, based almost entirely on speculation, have ranged from $10 billion to around $30 billion. Madoff himself purportedly told federal investigators that the fraud totaled $50 billion, but that evidently includes paper profits investors never actually earned; the cash they’d actually put into his fund is likely to have been much less.

At a recent Condé Nast Portfolio-sponsored panel on the Madoff fraud, former Securities and Exchange Commission Chairman Harvey Pitt estimated that the amount would come to around $17 billion.

Lenzner has other colleagues in financial reporting folly. Allen Stanford, Madoff’s Ponzi Mini-Me, generated this credulous article, “Why Allen Stanford is No Bernie Madoff“, in Clusterstock: (not my emphasis)

However tempting it may be to say it, the Stanford Financial “fraud” is no Bernie Madoff 2.0. Not even close. Let’s start off with the fact that nobody is accusing it of being a Ponzi scheme.

Shortly thereafter, the SEC accused Stanford of operating a Ponzi scheme.

Others in the financial press were slow to the game, with bloggers such as analyst Alex Dalmady driving the story, while the Wall Street Journal and other MSM acted parasitically and refused to acknowledge their contributions, says Felix Salmon of Porfolio:

“More generally, essentially no media source has had the guts to do what Dalmady expected of them — which is to take a critical look at Stanford’s financials, as he did, and try to work out whether they indicate the presence of fraud. . . It’s understandable, then, where Dalmady’s animosity towards the WSJ is coming from. First the WSJ, the rest of the MSM, and even parts of the blogosphere basically pretend that the blogs never had this story first — and then the WSJ asks the very same blogs to bend over backwards to cooperate with them. This is not a tactic with a high chance of success.”

Whenever I read the wailings of MSM that we can’t do without their fine reporting, I think to ginomous screwups such as these that belie the media’s claim to authority and indispensibility.

A little humility and housecleaning, along with hard-eyed realism, are what the MSM needs, not the journosaurs’  frantic attempts to deny reality.

DISCLAIMER: As with everything I write here, this is purely my own work, and does not necessarily reflect the views of my employer, the North County Times.

How intelligent are politicians?

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

I have previously questioned the intelligence of Republican politicians since most smart Republicans go into business.That’s no reflection on those who choose politics after a successful career in business or a profession. Somebody has to do these things and Tom Coburn, or my former Congressman and friend, Ron Packard, have obviously made a sacrifice to contribute. As a general rule, Democrats see government as the most important component of our economy so they should attract a better overall level of candidate. They may not know much economics but many are very intelligent and well informed in other spheres I used to think Bill Clinton, whatever his problems with his impulse control and honesty, was one of them. That’s why it’s a bit of a shock to learn that he doesn’t know what an embryo is.

Clinton: I think – the answer is I think that we’ll work it through. If – particularly if it’s done right. If it’s obvious that we’re not taking embryos that can – that under any conceivable scenario would be used for a process that would allow them to be fertilized and become little babies, and I think if it’s obvious that we’re not talking about some science fiction cloning of human beings, then I think the American people will support this….

The embryos that are used in stem cell research are not fertilized !!!! ?

What the f**k does he think an embryo is ????

Why medical IRAs don’t work

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

UPDATE: Another form of health care subsidy doesn’t work either.

Those who led the 2006 effort said it would not have been feasible to enact universal coverage if the legislation had required heavy cost controls. The very stakeholders who were coaxed into the tent — doctors, hospitals, insurers and consumer groups — would probably have been driven into opposition by efforts to reduce their revenues and constrain their medical practices, they said.

Now those stakeholders and the state government have a huge investment to protect. But the task of cost-cutting remains difficult in a state with a long tradition of heavy spending on health care. Massachusetts has more doctors per capita than any state, Boston is home to some of the country’s most expensive academic medical centers, and a new state law requires comprehensive benefits like prescription drug and mental health coverage.

Now will come the cost controls but they will not use the market mechanisms the French system uses; fee-for-service with the patient paying the doctor first and getting reimbursement later. Also, mental health coverage is a black hole for payment programs. The Massachusetts program will be altered to fit political theories, not medical necessity.

One proposal for health reform has been the medical IRA. At one time about 14 years ago, I was very enthusiastic about the concept. They are also called Health Savings Accounts and are combined with a high deductible insurance policy to be used for hospitalization. There were struggles about them, with opposition from Democrats, for years but they were finally enacted into law by the Bush administration in 1993.

For 2008, in order to qualify to open an HSA, your HDHP [High Deductible Health Plan] minimum deductible must be at least $1,100 (self-only coverage) or $2,200 (family coverage). The annual out-of-pocket (including deductibles and co-pays) for 2008 cannot exceed $5,600 (self-only coverage) or $11,200 (family coverage). HDHPs can have first dollar coverage (no deductible) for preventive care and apply higher out-of-pocket limits (and copays & coinsurance) for non-network services.

This is not a bad idea as saving is always a good thing to do. High deductible insurance plans are always cheaper than low deductible as the cost of processing a large claim is about the same as processing a small one. Processing many small claims runs up overhead and premiums. Secondly, the high deductible tends to reduce moral hazard. Many people have the feeling that, “If I have the coverage, why not use it ?” The trouble with this is that the filing of many small claims tends to drive the cost of the premium up and the incentives of “first dollar coverage” are what gave us much of the current cost problem with insurance.

Why, then don’t I believe this concept works ? The health insurance industry left the concept of community rating years ago. Community rating means that a group, usually a geographic or age group, will be charged the same rates for similar insurance coverage. This is what is done in auto insurance. There have been complaints about “red-lining” certain neighborhoods because of a perceived higher risk of car theft or even accidents in certain neighborhoods, often inner city but not always. I have found that auto insurance is higher in Tucson than in southern California, for example. Some of that is due to a high rate of auto theft related to the proximity to Mexico and the ease of crossing the border. Some of it may be due to a higher risk of uninsured other drivers on the road in Tucson. or in Los Angeles, which also has higher rates than Orange County. Fifty years ago, health insurance was priced this way but no longer. What we have now is experience rating. That means the premium is based on your personal profile, including age sex and previous medical issues. Soon, it may include such measures as your genetic information including risk of inherited health factors. Insuring anyone with a history of illness has become nearly impossible unless they are part of a large pool such as an employee of a large corporation. This is why employer-based insurance will be so difficult to get rid of. High deductibles and medical IRAs is one approach.

My enthusiasm for medical IRAs was stimulated by the RAND Health Insurance Study of the 1980s.This studied the effect of co-pays, the payment of a cash fee for the medical service in addition to the insurance payment. This is the concept of the high deductible health plan.

As the co-pay increases, utilization decreases. Opponents say this denies care to the poor who cannot afford the co-pay. Studies were then done to analyze this effect and to see if, indeed, poor participants were being denied care that they needed. There is an old concept in medicine of the “worried well.” These are people who seek care for every tiny complaint. There is also the moral hazard issue where demand expands to fill supply. There is an old expression, “land office business,” the source of which many people don’t understand. The Land Office was giving away free land in the days of the homesteaders. Offer something for free and you will find many takers who may not even know what you are giving away. The question is, do co-pays deny necessary care ? Probably not but the amount has be set correctly. The RAND studies could never show any significant adverse health effect of the deductibles which were studied for several levels. The 95% deductible listed in the chart is 95% of the amount of deductible, which is some cases was $500/year.

Effects on Health

In general, the reduction in services induced by cost sharing had no adverse effect on participants’ health. However, there were exceptions. The poorest and sickest 6 percent of the sample at the start of the experiment had better outcomes under the free plan for 4 of the 30 conditions measured. Specifically,

* Free care improved the control of hypertension. The poorest patients in the free care group who entered the experiment with hypertension saw greater reductions in blood pressure than did their counterparts with cost sharing. The projected effect was about a 10 percent reduction in mortality for those with hypertension.
* Free care marginally improved vision for the poorest patients.
* Free care also increased the likelihood among the poorest patients of receiving needed dental care.
* Serious symptoms[2] were less prevalent for poorer people on the free plan.
* Cost sharing also had some beneficial effects. Participants in cost sharing plans worried less about their health and had fewer restricted-activity days (including time spent in seeking medical care).

The alternative, since no plan can afford unlimited care, is rationing as seen in England’s NHS and Canada’s program. Rationing often is determined by politics, as in Canada where the system was designed to provide unlimited primary care but restrict specialty care, especially hospital care. The subject continues to be debated. Part of the problem with the “first dollar” plans is that utilization, and cost, is always grossly underestimated.

My own concerns about medical IRAs are more practical. Many people do not understand how contracting between insurance plans and hospitals and other health services has affected their ability to understand the system. For example, there have been newspaper stories about uninsured patients whose hospital bills were far higher than an insurance company would pay for the same service. Moreover, the insurance deductible that you pay for certain services, such as outpatient surgery, may be more than the entire amount paid by your insurer. The 20% you pay is 20% of the “retail” bill while the 80% paid by the insurance company is 80% of a far smaller negotiated price. Neither the insurance company nor the hospital will tell you what that price is. It is not unusual to pay $4,000. (20%) of a $20,000 bill while the insurance company pays $2500, nearly half of what you pay.

Doctors may sometimes discount, even heavily discount, their fees for patients who are paying cash but they must be very careful to keep the insurance companies and Medicare from finding out about that discount. If Medicare learns that a doctor is discounting bills, or even failing to collect the deductible or co-pay for visits, they will reset the “profile” of that doctor. That profile is the base from which Medicare and most insurance companies set the amount they pay. A cash discount for one patient could result in a sharply lowered payment schedule for the entire practice of that doctor. Few patients understand this.

That practice of negotiated prices and fee schedules is the principle reason why medical IRAs are not as good a method of paying medical bills. Unless the bill goes through the payment process with the insurance company, the contract price may not be the price the patient is paying. The difference may be very large. This weakens the benefit of the medical IRA s a concept. Medical prices have no relationship to reality and the customer is unable to determine the actual price of services, necessary for a cash market.

I have since become interested in other alternatives, the best of which is the French system.

I Denounce Myself . . .

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

By Brother Bradley J. Fikes, C.O.R.

. . . for failing to be sufficiently outraged by Rush Limbaugh, as every good member of the MSM should be. I just played the infamous “Barack the Magic Negro” Paul Shankland parody El Rushbo broadcast, and collapsed in  hysterics. (Having met the infamous David Ehrenstein, who applied the phrase to The Messiah, helped).

Before that, I played the Barney Frank “Banking Queen” Shankland parody, also broadcast on Limbaugh.

I felt much like the Nine Nozdrul of Bored of the Rings when they saw Stomper’s frantic follies:

The nine stared at the writhing, foaming maniac with round, red eyes. The sight of Stomper filled them with awe. They stood speechless.

Suddenly one of the stunned creatures began to titter, then chuckle. Another guffawed. Two more joined in, chortling loudly, and finally all nine were in the throes of hysterical, side-aching laughter.

Stomper, puffing and enraged, stood up and tripped on his cape, spilling his silver bullets all over the floor. The whole dining room roared with unbelieving hilarity. Tears rolled down the Nozdruls’ scaly cheeks,  gasping for air and incapable of holding their maces. Haw haw haw!

Stomper got to his feet, his face beet-red with anger. He lifted his sword, and the blade fell off the handle. Haw haw haw haw haw!

The Nozdrul rolled and writhed on the ground, clutching their ribs. Stomper replaced the blade, took a mighty wind-up, and firmly embedded the point in the cement pig.

HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW….

DISCLAIMER: Like everything else posted by Bradley J. Fikes, this is his personal opinion, and not of his employer, the North County Times.

A suggestion for strategy

Saturday, March 7th, 2009

The Republicans are largely leaderless right now, and understandably so. McCain lost the presidential election and the Democrats hold majorities in both houses of Congress. There was a bit of a flap the past week when the Obama White House orchestrated a charge that Rush Limbaugh was the “de facto” leader of the Republican party. That was a clever ploy since they thought they had detected a trend in public opinion of dislike for Limbaugh by moderates and especially women. The story lasted a week and is mostly over now. Limbaugh speaks for conservatives but has no interest in a formal role in the party.

The new RNC chair, Michael Steele, got his foot in his mouth by attacking Limbaugh as an “entertainer” and by implying that the party is racist. That was a very bad week for Steele but it doesn’t answer our question. Where do we go from here ?

Hugh Hewitt has a reader who is in advertising and who comments about the party and its public relations performance. He calls himself “Bear in the Woods” and he had a very useful post this week.

The two most powerful words in advertising have always been: “Free” and “Truth.”

The problem is, once they get turned into marketing language, they sometimes develop twisted meanings. But, if, in fact, marketers can use the words legitimately, they absolutely should employ them whenever possible. It’s important to understand that many times, though, the two words conflict. Yes, something might be “Free,” but the “Truth” is, in the end, you still have to pay.

It’s clear the Democrats have embraced the concept of “Free.” Just look at all the stuff they’re “giving” away. I’m reminded of a discussion I had a few years ago with a Canadian friend of mine — and no, it wasn’t about health care — but it was about some other government program from which he believed he was getting free services. “The government’s going to pay for it!” He was ecstatic. Then I asked him his tax rate. Although he made less than half of what I made at the time, his rate was 15 points higher. A lightbulb went off when he realized that yes, the government was paying for his service — with his money. This is the twisted concept of “Free” the American people are being sold by congress and the president. But “Free” is seductive. And emotional. And people are almost universally willing to buy it. The Democrats are, quite literally, banking on it.

De Tocqueville warned about the possibility that the American public would learn to vote themselves money and goods from the government. It is in the interest of politicians to feed this appetite for government largess as it is much easier than explaining economics and politics. We now have a situation in this country where a large share of the electorate pays no income tax. If Obama gets his way, that share will be about 50% of the voters. He is already playing to their desire for other people’s money by promising that no one outside the top 5% of incomes will see a tax increase and, in fact, is promising a tax cut. Unfortunately, even if the government confiscated the entire income of those who earn more than $250,000 per year (and assuming they would work for nothing), there would not be enough revenue to pay for his spending plans. The stock market collapse shows that the investor class realizes that his numbers don’t add up. This leads to the second suggestion.

But, then, there’s the Truth. One of the most successful public
service campaigns in recent memory has been “The Truth” campaign against smoking. Just the facts. Just the truth. Presented in a raw, yet emotionally arresting way.

When, in times past, Republicans have presented the Truth in an emotionally arresting, and creatively competent way (The Bear in the Woods, The Contract With America) we’ve succeeded. I’ll even throw in the Swift Boat spots for good measure here, just to make a point. When we’ve failed, we’ve done one of two things: (A) We’ve failed to live the Truth, for instance, by becoming big spenders while telling the country we’re not, or by shutting down communication altogether, thus obscuring the Truth; or (B) we’ve failed to articulate the Truth in a way that is concise and emotionally appealing. Which is why I frequently liken GOP responses to Liberal banner waving as the communications equivalent of a white paper.

The Truth is powerful on its own. It can be spoken in short sentences.

The Truth is simple. The Truth is pure. The Truth trumps opinion.

This, it seems to me, offers a simple plan. The man who lives this the best in the Republican Party today is Senator Tom Coburn. He is a general practice physician from Oklahoma but he has mastered the intricacies of parliamentary procedure and legislation. I have been involved in politics on a local level and in medical associations. I know it is not easy to learn how to navigate in such circles but he has mastered it. Michael Steele may be the party chair but Coburn, I think, has the answer. He is reviled on the left, take a look at that outfit and who runs it. He is death on earmarks and has embarrassed the Democrats again and again (if that is possible) on the subject. I don’t agree with him on everything but on the issue of truth, he is solid.

UPDATE: There is some uncertainty about whether he will run for re-election. I think he will decide to stay.

The hard part is living it. The last eight years, especially from 2001 to 2007 when the Democrats took the majority in the House, have nearly ruined the Republican brand for fiscal responsibility. Were Obama a moderate Democrat of the sort he appeared to be during the campaign, at least to the majority, the task would be impossible. The Republicans would be in the minority for a decade. But Obama is not a moderate and the path he is choosing leads to disaster.

Telling and living the truth is a strategy that could work but it will require discipline and honesty.