I thought I already had such a page but, here goes.
1.So a guy is walking on the beach and he kicks over a bottle. A genie pops out and to make a long story short, the guy gets one wish. He says, “I’ve always wanted to go to Europe but I’m afraid to fly. Could you build me a bridge so I could drive there?” The genie says, “Master, that’s a monumental task. I would use up half the concrete and steel in the world. Please ask me for something else.” “Well”, said the man, “another thing I always wanted was to understand women”. And the genie says, “Are you okay with a four-lane suspension bridge?”